Girls who run in just a sport's bra. I get it. Your boobs are bigger than mine, (that's not hard)... but running with your bowling balls flapping in the breeze can't be comfortable. And it sure ain't attractive for the innocent passersby-- aka me.
Girls at the grocery store. Every. single. one. of. you. I know it's an agonizing choice between Tony's and DiGorno's pizza, but your big buns--the unfortunate result of that frozen goodness--are clogging up my lane. And don't get me started on you couponers -- are you really saving that much?
Girls who think their baby is the next Brad Pitt Einstein flying wonderchild. (See Momsters for my full rant.)
Girls who think a successful Crock-Pot recipe makes them excellent wives. Granted, I'm a big fan of the wonder pot. It's a convenient, time-saving miracle. But let's be honest. Throwing some cream-of-chicken soup on some frozen meat does not make you a great cook. Those meals are also not Instagram worthy. Like ever.
Girls who overly gloat about their husbands. I mean, I like to post a flower picture or two every now and then... but there's a time to draw the line. "Oh sorry, I was just busy watering my 453 dozen roses. Isn't he a keeper?" or "Oh my word, my husband just cleaned our house and both of the neighbors'! How great is he?"
Girls who excessively complain about their husbands. I mean, what are you trying to demonstrate? Your husband may be one giant tooltrain two stops shy of douche town, but trust me, we think you're ten times worse than he is because of your ridiculous posts. I mean, if you got to complain just do what I do and call your mom. (Ha.)
This is by no means an exhaustive list, but I don't want you to think I'm more judgemental than you already do. So ladies, let's work on this... shall we?